A flying visit

A lot can happen in a month. Take January for instance (see this blog).

What didn’t happen during our carefully planned visit to Wales was the birth of Lisa’s sproggling, aka Sienna. Deciding not to start her decent down the painful bits to join us in the real, albeit less comfortable, world, was something of a pain. Well, probably more of a pain for Lisa. However, we decided to put things right.

We secretly booked a flight back to Wales. Well, secret to some. We did tell the airline about it.

The flight was somewhat later than usual, causing us to arrive at the cottage at midnight in a terminally exhausted state.

The next morning we dragged ourselves achingly out of bed to be welcomed by the new day.

The threat of rain hung heavy in the skies. A threat soon to be delivered in terrential style. Possibly nothing unusual for this border village, but unwelcome for those in travel mode.

As we were staying there but one night, provisions were at a minimum. Thus started a desperate search for coffee. On discovering only the abomination that is decaf, we left early on a Costa quest.

We settled on a quaint Tintern cafe, next to the old abbey. After a refreshing breakfast of poached egg on toast, accompanied by a real high caffeine coffee, we were ready to face the day.

Well, it was all worth it. The surprise and delight on Lisa’s face was worth its weight in air miles.

Although, to be honest, little Sienna didn’t seem to give a shit….

Our weary return, but a few hours later, found us happy to be home, happy to have seen our second grandchild, happy to have seen those tears of joy.

Good night

Phil's been trafficking again...

Having finished the renovation of the old farmhouse, and coating miles miles of walls with gallons and litres of paint, we’ve now arrived at the finishing touches. Hanging photos.

This has meant trawling through the stuff I’ve taken over the last few years and printing them up.

As the biggest I can print at home is super A3, for the larger spaces I’ve resorted to a few triptychs. Here is where you discover how few photos can be cut into three or how few photos work together as threes.

The other problem is that photos that look great on the old iPad, can look drab on the old wall. Enter photoshop, or, as the French say, Phil’s been trafficking photos again…

Here’s the final list…

Pontvieux - portrait style

Foggy bottom

Winter landscape watercolour

Hairy beasts

3 trees, 3 seasons, 1 mountain

I’m a gnu. How do you do?

The Mara Crossing

Pontvieux - landscape style

and enter the latest applicant from the non-snowy Pyrénées…

A new year, a new life

January has been a good month. On so many levels there are changes afoot. And they are good.

So what’s going on in the Hyde household? Well, the normal roller-coaster of life, which for me has always been somewhat extreme, has hit a plateau. Now, for your normal roller-coaster, plateaux are something to shun. They’re not exciting. Oh really? Well I can tell you mate, plateaux for me are like gold.

And we start at the end and the beginning, on the last day of the month. A new life. A new member of the Hyde family.

Born 5:10pm on Sunday 31 January 2016, weighing in at 6lb 2oz, this little bundle of joy (along with all the bodily functions one finds so often in babies) is our new grandchild. As yet unnamed, and so helpless, she will undoubtedly turn our worlds upside down, but in a good way.

And so my darling daughter Lisa is now a Mum. Just think of that! I’m sure that she is too, lying there in warm love and cold pain. This is what kids do to you, right? Anyway, my congrats to the happy (if somewhat shattered) parents, Lisa and Christian.

I strongly suspect we’ll see more of the nameless one on this blog in weeks and years to come. For instance, she’s coming skiing with us in a few weeks, so I hope she’s good on her feet….

So why else has January been a good month?

Well, our forever home is now truly ours, with our personae writ large all over it. We’ve tried to make it as it once was, but added a large pinch of us.

In other news, my exit strategy (that is, retirement, not passing on to the other side) is moving along at pace. My health has improved, although the hundred day cough has now topped four hundred days. The old house has been fully repaired, post-tornado, giving us some hope that it may soon be sold, replenishing our dwindling coffers. The new pond is ready to receive the ducks and swans, still residing at the old place. This week sees us try to catch the buggers.

We also visited the Pyrénées in search of snow (little luck) …

and Wales in search of sunshine (less luck)

And so life goes on with its wry smile. My morning walks revitalise me each day with constantly changing vistas.

Back inside our new home, I continue to coat the walls with pictures. The new baby has been added to the family photos adorning one of many walls in need of frames. Here’s the rest of the Hyde family portraits hanging there…

Annick’s family, on the other hand, is conciderably larger, and may require the construction of a new house…

Down on the Farm; Part Five

Despite much work left to do inside the farmhouse, our concern is momentarily diverted to the outside.

There is something fundamentally sad about seeing a house stripped naked. All layers of clothing and skin having been removed, revealing only bare bones and connective tissue.

Here we find an archeologist’s nightmare. The farmhouse walls are constructed with all kinds of materials spanning the centuries. Here; ancient earth bricks put in place over 300 years ago, there; newer terracotta bricks, here; concrete and there; rocks. A mix of old and ancient.

Herein lies the quandry. The newer stuff is at the bottom, the oldest at the top. Surely this is proof that geologists have led archaeologists astray?

Well, no. The truth here is that the earth bricks at the base of the old walls suffered more erosion than those protected by the eves. The eroded bricks were intermittently changed for newer materials.

No wonder nothing is straight in this house…

Hacking off the farmhouse’s clothes off takes time. Meanwhile ‘Le Snook’, geologically the younger of the two buildings, gets its coat of render.

And so, after waking each morning to the sound of pneumatic drills being pushed through my brain from exposed ear to pillow, as the farmhouse finally gave up its outer skin and integument, we moved on to the sound of hammering as grid was tightened onto the walls like a corset holding a complaining waist, then to the blasting of render into every nook and cranny, turning the skeletal walls into a crinkly skin, and throwing my sleeping pattern to the wind.

A month of noise and finally a calm hard fought.

The farmhouse and snooker room are finally are finished.

The calm was not to last.

In moved the earth movers, the terraforming machines intent on shortening our slumber once more. Our once green and pleasant land has become brown and somewhat stodgy. The land our farmhouse was built on 300 plus years ago has slowly, but surely, moved. Like some torpid but immensely powerful monster, it has accumulated detritus in some areas and shed its mass in others.

Many tonnes of earth have accumulated above the barn due to the rain flushing soil against its sides, whilst below us, the earth has moved, but not in a good way.

After much battling, we have our first but vital positive result. No longer are we surrounded by quagmire. We have a fresh clean gravel surface surrounding our newly blushing home. Not the final finish maybe, but mud has now been repelled from the borders.

The work outside goes on, whilst inside things are reshaping, changing, evolving. Becoming home… and so to part six…

Down on the Farm, Part 4

Forget jogging. Forget the gym. If you want to push yourself to the physical limit, try moving house.

Twenty years ago I had nothing except a dishwasher and a scraggy old sofa. Divorce had left me homeless, with nothing more than the above, slightly weird, belongings, a large record collection, and a business that was haemorrhaging money.

How times have changed.

I appear to have accumulated significant amounts of flotsam and jetsam over the intervening years, much of which we physically carted from one end of Montauban to the other over a three day period last week.

It started with an entire day being put over to dismantling then mantling (?) again my precious snooker table. This antique masterpiece was born the same year as my now departed mother, and in the same northern town of Accrington. Fate moves in mysterious ways.

The day started early, with the arrival of a somewhat truculent and noticeably expensive ‘billiard table transport specialist’. By chance there were three of us there to help him, as the whole process took immense effort. The slate bed was made of five pieces of dense matter like that found in the centre of black holes…

Each piece was carefully removed, one by one, as they were somewhat dangerous. Not carefully enough. Jean-Blaise discovered sensation once more in his previously numb fingers when falling headlong over a falling slab, trapping said fingers in painful embrace.

Removing the first piece left us exhausted and pondering the possibility of leaving the table as it was, making pocketing the balls considerably easier…

And so we continued, finally dragging the five masses, each the weight of a dead elephant, up the slope to and into the waiting van. We were all beyond exhaustion.

After stopping off at the Ardus bar for some reinvigoration, we carefully manipulated the five dead elephants back into place in their new home.

The end of the day finally came, leaving us all to tired to appreciate the results of our labour, let alone play snooker…

We greeted the morning of day two reluctantly, with aching muscles and complaining joints and a quick outing to pick up a lorry from the local supermarket (they sell everything).

With the assistance of many able bodied helpers, we spent the next two days lifting, carrying and swearing. Lots of swearing. Lots of furniture, boxes, dark matter. I had not before realised how many chairs we had accumulated. Our bums have so much choice!

After several hours of continuous labour, we had finished our first load, and rewarded ourselves with another trip to the Ardus bar..

Four loads later…

Who would have thought that twenty years could accumulate more matter (mostly in the form of chairs) in one house than exists in the entire galaxy?

After a weekend of hard work, most flotsam was moved and jetsam discarded.

We had our new forever home…

And so we’ve moved in. After a week we have done so much, but there is still much to finish. Leaking baths, leaking toilets, leaking washing machines, leaking energy.

Heating would be nice…

Down On The Farm - Part 3

They say that beauty is skin deep. They say a lot of crap really don’t they? If it were true, then why is anatomy so bloody amazing?

In the case of buildings though, there maybe more than a grain of truth here. After having spent a great deal of time and money on the renovation of the farm, it truthfully looks more of a mess than when we started. Hacking off the inside walls makes our future home seem more like a deep mine after an explosion.

However, nearly all the preparation has been finished, and the time has arrived to add its ‘skin’.

After 70 litres of paint and 20 litres of varnish, I can safely say that I am more than a little fatigued. I never thought I’d be able to listen to my entire music catalogue in one go, but I think I’ve just achieved it. It’s a bit like watching paint dry…

We have reached the turning point. Each day, little by little, we can see the farms old beauty shining through.

Being one to get my priorities right, the snooker hall and bar are the first things to blossom,

the bathroom tiling is going at full pace,

and the kitchen is going in! Yay!

and so will we be, in two weeks time, with luck…