Dear friends and family
On hearing the news of the preemptive strike made by North Korea on Europe, we have thankfully made it to our bunker in the Pyrénées. The feeling of doom lies heavily in the air. Nuclear fall-out is covering the whole valley in the form of a mysterious white ash.
I fear for the lives of many in the village, as most of the houses seem empty. Those that remain have never seen before the likes of this strange white substance that is falling gently from the skies, like gently falling strange white stuff…
Local wildlife, already mutated, huddle together for companionship and to escape the cold.
Thankfully I had the foresight to fit nuclear winter tyres to our car.
I fear that the end is nigh…
Ooh…er…
The end.
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