Medicine as an Art
Spending much time in hospitals does not provide an over-abundance of photo opportunities. However, the photographic evidence of my traumas is here, below, for all to see (after complete maceration in photoshop).Here’s the result of my first ‘trip’ into hospital
Then all the fun with my eyes. This picture comes from a retinal scan showing how cool my macula looks…
Problems with my hands resulted in this ultrasound….
Leading to a diagnosis of terminal marriage…
Followed by stress fractures in my foot (pain in red).
As the medics considered me a disaster area, they kindly did a full body scan.
Unfortunately I think they may have overdosed me a little…
This week I’m heading for the podiatrist, next week my second trip to the ocular vacuum cleaners. Maybe that’ll be the lot for this year?
Phil
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