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Friday, 13 February 2015

Another one bites the dust.

Day 91…

My friend Cock-a-whoop (nearly French for whooping cough) is still with me, keeping me awake at nights partying. I thought he was going away, but has decided to come back like a bad penny…

This hasn’t stopped me trying to find nirvana in the mountain tops…

We’ve had a house full in the Pyrénées this week, two of the fantastic four (Lisa with Christian and Luke with friend Dave) along with my really old schoolmate Geoff (really old, er, as in same age as me…) and Chrystelle and her two kids (Victor & Max). Ten of us, most of whom seemed intent on throwing themselves off mountains. Their success has been well documented by Queen…


Cue lyrics:

Another one bites the dirt…(Victor)

… and another one down (Christian)

… and another one down (Dave)

… and another one bites the dust (Luke)




All this falling about caused multiple bruises and the occasional broken bone. Fun eh?

None of which took my eye off the views, which, with the cloud layers below us, were nothing short of stunning.

Same view, different clouds…



and when the sun burst through these self same clouds … Magic!



A great week, apart from the sodding coughing.

Next week, another few days coughing in the snow. Not a bad form of convalescence eh? …

All this coughing lark has had an effect unthought of by whomever designed my bacterial friend. It has given me time. Time spent not sleeping. Time spent not expending energy. Time well spent irritating the world by writing.

5 chapters finished and 15 to go on my photography book(s) with a veterinary bent.

Please read that line carefully.

Check it out at www.philhyde.photos French translation to follow.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes…



Hey, I’m gonna get you too. Another one bites the dust. (Lisa)
All photos of me falling in the snow have been deemed unreliable evidence.

Phil
… with Geoff trying to photo-bomb.

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Everybody's a critic

Day 74

Well, I’ve had a change of vocation!

All this sitting around on my arse coughing up stuff which is better left without description, does have its advantages.

After spending a considerable time fiddlin’ with my photos (since actually taking them requires movement) I have descended into my inner-self - not a pretty place I can assure you…

All this messin’ around got me invited onto a flickr group as a regular contributor (https://www.flickr.com/groups/the_art_of_critique_technique_).

My ego thus inflated, it just couldn’t stop there. It was world domination or write a book.

My first attempt at world domination failed, so I have set about writing a book…

Here is where I need your help. I need critics, and you guys fit the bill!

The book is on photography, called ‘Capturing the Moment - Taking Photos of what you Actually See)’. It will be free to download.

I’ve finished a first draft of the intro and chapter 1 (of about 20 chapters) and can be downloaded here:

http://philhyde.photos/381821/capturing-the-moment

Please send me your cruel and hurtful comments below.

 

Phil

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Day 61 - a grumble day

There a several things that bug me. The weeks events in Paris have certainly focused on one of them, religion, but other things also get me irate. I get upset to see how easily people are fooled into throwing away money on useless ‘alternative’ medicines. I curse when friends get conned into avoiding proven therapy (with associated risks) and go for the supposedly risk free option, and end up suffering long-term.

What has me pissed-off at the moment, however, is how otherwise intelligent people feel that they have the right to risk their children’s lives, and the lives of others, by not getting their kids vaccinated. The only excuse for this is profound ignorance. But loads do it, and it is leaving our population at risk of diseases long unheard of.

Like bloody whooping cough for instance.

This is now my 61st day of having whooping cough (sometimes called the 100 day cough) and I’m fed up. Some days I cough all day until it hurts. Some days I sleep all day. Some days I’m depressed and grumble a lot. Some days I’m ok.

Today is a grumble day.

There, I’ve done it, I’ve had a good moan and I feel better for it.

There are days when I’m fine, for instance when we went to Carcassone with some friends…

and also when we went skiing for a day…
but most of the time I sit and grumble.

Illness has given me time to 'play’ with my photography. This has produced some pretty bizarre results, but has also allowed me sort out a new website to showcase my favourite stuff.

Take a look at www.philhyde.photos and tell me what you think.

Now I think I’ll grumble about the scenery…

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Certain Doom

Having a couple of guests staying with us (Geoff & Bernie) we decided on a day trip to Spain for a spot of gentle entertainment. Driving over the col de Mourtis to Spain only takes half an hour and the views are jaw dropping.

We were in search of some charming villages, but missed a turning and found only large new-looking towns (so there is money in Spain?) thus we headed back to the border for a spot of shopping. Carrying our booty (mostly rum and peanuts) we crossed the border and headed past a salubrious looking hotel and on up into the mountains.

This route took us through Melles, a small village perched precariously on the mountain side.

We continued up the steep mountainside along a narrow switchback road…

…until we reached the top.

There not being much snow around, we decided to carry on and use a shortcut through the mountain pass forest leading to our village.

We drove on until reaching the middle of the mountain pass. A little more snow here, but not enough to trouble my all powerful Nissan Qashqai with four wheel drive and snow tires.

The more observant of you may have noticed some fatal flaws in my reasoning. Firstly, the sun was going down. Not a good thing at any time of year in the mountains, let alone in winter. Secondly, the sun was behind us, this means that the amount of snow on the south side of the mountain, from whence we came, could be significantly less than on the next part of our journey, the North facing side…

And so it was.

On turning the next bend, we decended a short way in significantly thicker snow. No problem going down, but this was clearly the point of no return. The track was too narrow to turn on, and the car would not have gone up the slope even if we had been able to do so.

Now committed to go on, we drove for about twenty minutes whilst the snow gradually got deeper. There was a choice of two tracks. One down to our village, a steep dangerous track even in the summer, or along the side of the mountain to a ski resort. I took the latter, remembering it to be relatively level. My memory ain’t what it used to be.

For a further half hour or so, we tried to go up some gentle inclines, but this involved shrieking clutch and side slipping towards certain doom.

It was getting dark.

And so, we decided to leave our less than super car to the whim of the forest, and set out on foot.

So here we were, four people against adversity. Annick (recovering from surgery on her wrist), Bernie (recovering from knee surgery and a diabetic in need of food and drugs), Geoff (whose guts had chosen this time to revolt), and myself (with the last words of the doctor hanging in my ears “Don’t go out in the cold”).

The sounds of animals rang through the forest. Whether deer or bear, did not stop its chilling effect. There was something out there and it knew where we were.

We walked. There was, of course, no phone signal available. We walked on. It became dark. We walked on. It became pitch black. We walked on.

As our physical strength ebbed, we managed to find a signal and got through to the hero of the night, Greg the builder. He set off to rescue us in his ‘real’ car, a fully equipped Toyota Land Cruiser. After walking for well over an hour we arrived at the abandoned ski station with thoughts of imminent rescue, a warm fire and several beers.

It was not to be.

On meeting us, Greg said that we must rescue our car now incase of further snowfall.

Gulp.

We returned to the forest. With Greg’s beast of a car equipped with all-round flood lights, we penetrated the gloom of the forest at breakneck speed. This man knew how to drive in all conditions. He was trained in the foreign legion and ran a 4x4 club. We were, nevertheless, still scared shitless.

We arrived at our poor abandoned car (still well provisioned with rum and peanuts) and spent a good half hour digging it out and learning much of how to place snow and clear a path. Finally pulled away from the edge, we started on our way, Greg towing, me pissing myself.

It was not straightforward. On two occasions our car slid towards the edge of the precipice, pulling Greg’s car with us! We stopped a heartbeat away. More digging, more soiled pants.

Then the rest of the trip, three meters away from Gregs car at speed in ever thicker snow. It began to dawn on me why they put the ski station there…

We made it. We all gave Greg a big hug. We drove back to our village humbled and stinking of clutch plate, where some local friends had drinks ready, a warm fire, and casseroled wild boar. A perfect end to a less than perfect day.

Today I learned Respect for the mountains.

Monday, 17 November 2014

'Bye Mum

Fears, hopes, doubts, wishes, hush my pensive shell,

Fount of them all, dear Lake! farewell! farewell!

Wordsworth, written on the bank of Lake Windermere.

It may have taken a long time to get ourselves organised, but finally we two estranged brothers made it together to Lake Windermere, where mum’s ashes were finally scattered.

A memorable few days it was too.

Tinged with sadness? Of course. However, three days of nostalgia went down very well with copious quantities of local ale and more wine than you can shake a stick at.

There has always been a smidgen of sibling rivalry betwixt the two of us, with Mick’s 5 year head start putting me at a disadvantage that my superior intellect and physique (delete as appropriate) has struggled to overcome. Suffice to say, I now feel my drinking abilities also inadequate.

Having cast mum onto the cold waters, we toured the local sites, hostelries etc until the weather forced us permanently inside.

In truth, a small amount of mum’s ashes were held back (what I lovingly refer to as ‘mum’s left foot’) so that it can be mixed with dad’s ashes back in France. It would be disrespectful to make jokes about where I should put mum’s left foot, suffice to say we will have a further ceremony when we can get all the kids together at the same time. Resting in peace isn’t what it used to be…

The scenery was beautiful, albeit dark and wet..

The hotel was stunning (good choice Mick)

and the boats, as Mick pointed out, were nearly as big as his…

Thus, with a mixture of sadness and satisfaction, we both headed back abroad our own seperate ways. He to Majorca, me to be interrogated in the airport as to the strange grey substance in a plastic bag that I carried with me.

'Bye Mum.

Phil

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

End of the summer, fine...

Well, gotta admit that the last couple of months have been pretty good weather-wise over here in the south of foriegnland.

As usual, we are more than happy to mouth off about it, whilst listening to your pious claims of “pooh, I really love the rain over here…”.

In keeping with normal behaviour, we may well omit to mention that the summer itself was nothing to write home about.

The resultant verdant lawns are difficult to hide.

Suffice to say, all that glorious ‘Indian summer’ is now at an end. The cold front has done its least worst, and the winter is coming.
None of this is news. We are told that the English talk incessantly about the weather. This may be true, but the French brag about it incessantly.

And so, did we make hay whilst the sun shineth? Well, not precisely, but we did make best use of it.
After our start up the mountain as per previous blog, we toured the Cominge a while, where Louis became a little aggressive.
Putting as much distance between us and Louis as possible, we passed by our favourite village, St Cirq Lapopie,
and onto Carcassone.
Before ending the month watching the sunrise chez nous,
Oh well, off to the Lake District now, to say goodbye to Mum. Scattering her ashes on lake Windermere will be strange, I’ve never done that to mum before, but catching up with my long lost brother may be ammunition for another blog…

Here’s all October’s pix for those who cannot sleep: