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Thursday 25 August 2016

This blog has been censored

It is with some regret that we, Les Gendarmes d'Internet, have had to remove many of the photos posted by the renegade named Fille Eede.
He has come under our scrutiny for two flagrant abuses of the law. Firstly the trafficking of photos, and secondly the posting of so-called portrait photography without permission. Often the two laws have been broken on the very same photo
Take this one for instance:

Not only was the photo taken without the permission of the young ladies concerned, but it was then mangled by an unknown electronic device to make it look like Lord knows what. Clearly the workings of a deranged mind.
Even worse than this, he has taken photos of young children, again without permission and again 'trafficked' beyond the realms of decency.

Photos like this are often targeted by perverts to be used in extremely naughty ways, such as crochet and grapple varnishing. This sort of thing has to be stopped.
This reprobate has previously stayed under the radar by concentrating on things like landscapes...

and wildlife...

We started to realise that all was not well when highly trafficked landscapes started to appear...

... including highly suspicious subjects such as grass...

He came to our notice partly because of his disgusting obsession of abusing photos of animals...

But finally, complaints from perfectly innocent members of the public who were horrified to hear that images of them or their children had been placed on web-sites such facepalm and spluttr without express permission.
Thankfully we have now brought this mastermind to book. He has admitted to multiple crimes such as trafficking babies, emulsifying fat and drinking under the influence.
He would like to apologise to all those that he has affected or manipulated out of all recognition, to all those that he has forcible removed facial blemishes, and to those permanently affected by his unforgivable use of vibrancy. He would like to apologise, but he isn't going to do so. In fact he's just said a very rude word and escaped with his portfolio intact.
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