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Saturday 1 May 2021

The Third Lockdown, Day 29: Scrambled Eggs

As explained yesterday, today was to be a big day. Did we sell the cottage? Yes we did. Did Macron promise freedom? Yes he did. Did the eggs hatch...

Ah. Here the whole 'everything happens in threes' failed. Or did it?

The three eggs stay resolutely unhatched in the incubator. In fact, almost certainly, only two survive.

But.......

Elsewhere in the garden, other eggs have been produced, ready and waiting to be transformed into an omelette supreme… 

All you have to do is get the bloody things...

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious! And you're definitely cracking up 🤣

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